Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Letter to the Editor

This was in the local paper yesterday. I have no further comment except that I hope this lady has not produced offspring.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Just checkin' in ...

I can't belive it's been over two weeks since my last post. Seriously ... where the hell have I been? Oh yeah, that's right ... Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and now, Nebraska.

Quick recap of the last two weeks: I drove. A lot. I slept in the car a couple times because it was cheaper. I met up with some long lost friends for a few hours. I drank a lot of beer. I talked to a lot of women about all things cycling-related. I watched a really cool lightning storm as I drove to Austin in the middle of the night. I decided that Houston, Texas sucks. I saw my family. I shot some sweet guns. I had a couple days off. I bought my first pair of climbing shoes AND used them. I saw Blades of Glory and thought it was HILARIOUS. I saw my dog!

And I took some pictures.

My new shoes for climbing stuff!

The family dog in one of the houses I stayed in. Almost as cute as Danger.


I'll pop a cap in yo' ass.
Okay, I seriously need your help with this. I was sitting at a stoplight when I looked out my window at the sign for Grapevine Mills Outlets. Nice little Texas cowboy scene. Except, what the hell is going on with this guy?
I mean, seriously. Is he sitting on something? Is he molesting a cow? Is he sitting on something AND molesting a cow? I am bothered by this and won't be happy till I figure out what is going on here. So, I'm asking all of you ... any of you ... someone ... please tell me what that cowboy is doing! For your further reference, here is a picture including the rest of the sign ... you know, for context clues:

I'm anxiously awaiting your input. Please, put my mind at ease.